Lost: Episode 6: 316

Alright here’s the thing, I LOVE Lost. But this is one of those episodes ( Episode 6: 316 ) that drives me absolutely bing bong! I refer to these episodes as “LOST an Hour of My Life” episodes. They typically drag and tease you with one little tid bit of information and before you know it the show is done. I literally watch the clock as the minutes tick by in anticipation of a reveal which never comes. I should know better by now. But what made this a really annoying episode was that it was a Jack episode. Now I can see why they actually considered killing him off in the first season.
Anyway, to save you from a Jack hangover I thought I would do a quick breakdown. Here it goes. First Ben, Sun, Desmond, and Jack meet Faraday’s mother at the Dharma church. Jack starts to get annoying when he’s given a letter from Locke. They’re told to take a plane to Guam which is really a direct flight back to “The Island”. Jack refuses to read note from Locke. Gee, what a surprise. Jack visits grandfather then finishes off the evening with a little dirty fun with Kate. By this time Jack is really giving me a headache so I’m going to spare you the bit with his grandfather’s shoes. Next, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, and a boxed up Locke buy tickets on flight 316 to Guam too. I don’t EVER want to see Jack again at this point. Plane shakes and flash, “The Island”. So yes, it’s back to the island and the series begins all over again. And that’s a whole lot of Jack! [watch the episode 6]
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Angelique Avalon on February 23rd, 2009
Angelique LOVES Jack. In fact she had a dream that she did the deed with him (and he was a virgin) …. Correct me if I’m wrong, but have we ever known Jack to be intimate?
I — I mean — Angelique was so sad for Jack when he had to watch Kate and Sawyer do it in the monkey cage. Hmmm, but Sawyer is such a tasty bad boy. Angelique loves him too!
Talk after Tues’s episode.