Well I don’t even know where to begin with this one. But earlier today while checking out some UFO stuff I came across a video of Reverend Robert Short. Have ya heard of this guy? Well I hadn’t so I thought I would take a gander at the video where he claims to channel his alien buddy the “Honorable Crouton,” ahhh I mean the “Honorable Korton.” Oh, and Korton is from Jupiter, just so you know where this transmission is coming from.

It all begins with some excruciating trance-like deal. So painful looking he probably should take some Dulcolax beforehand, just so the alien signal comes through nice and easy. But after a couple more pinches and squirts we get what sounds like a robot voice letting us know that they’re “Ready to Transmit”. Kind of reminded me of those old 50′s sci-fi movies, something like “It Came From Outer Space.” He even had the wobbly voice effect going on. But then I realized that must be the super-advanced alien technology. And you’ll see, it sounds kind of cool.

Then finally Korton comes through. And boy does he have a commanding voice. So clear and crisp, again this alien technology is incredible. Now I’ve never spoken to an alien so I really have no frame of reference but Korton sounds very Eastern European or more specifically Yugoslavian. Maybe that explains the resemblance to Slobodan Milosevic. That hairdo is slick. Korton then begins to fill us in on climate issues and alien invasions.

Now just when I started to believe it all, he made the interviewer feel his sweaty chest for energy beams. I don’t know, just didn’t seem real at that point. Who knows, maybe I’m too much of a skeptic. But I’ll tell ya this, if that’s what we have to look forward to when the aliens come, we’re screwed.